Cookie Sutra takes gingerbread men (and women) out of the kitchen and into the bedroom. Created by an advertising executive with a clear “passion” for cookies, Cookie Sutra places sweet little cookies in compromising positions. It starts out innocently enough, with cookies bathing, grooming and perfuming themselves to perfection. After the cookies have made themselves look irresistible, they quickly move on to positions that would make Sting blush. The book depicts everything from the First Posture (“which, like milk-and-cookies, is a classic that’s tough to beat”) to the after glow (“since every cookie needs time to cool down.”) After 50+ pages of cute analogies, funny pictures and completely inappropriate descriptions, we finally get the secret gingerbread recipe for love.
The innocent language and design of the book is really well done, but be warned that it often becomes explicit and goes a little too far. It’s a unique gift for your free-spirited, cookie-loving friends, but definitely not for everyone.
The Cookie Sutra
by Edward Jaye
$7.95 on Amazon.com
Workman Publishing, New York